What have I been up to lately? A lot. It feels like a lot, in fact, it probably is a lot when you can’t stop your brain from ticking over. No, I don’t take drugs. No, I don’t smoke. No, I don’t really drink. No, I’m not totally boring (though I can see where you’re coming from).
My friend Dave and I claim inventorship of a stoopid new game. It doesn’t have a name, but it’s rules are simple. You pick scenes from your favourite movie and re-enact them in an accent of your choosing. For example, we chose RoboCop (a mutual favourite) and re-enacted scenes in a Brummie (Birmingham, UK) accent. It’s damn funny. In fact, it’s damn funnier if you have a few alcoholic beverages first. We then moved onto Pulp Fiction. I can’t remember laughing so hard in a long time. Pick any film, pick any accent. A guarantee you’ll love it!